Latham Circle Mall

A Mall Located in Latham, New York. The mall has been recently sucking at life due to poor management and shitty anchor stores. They had anchors such as Caldor and J.C. Penny, however, once Caldor went out of business it seemed that the mall was damed for hell. The food court (food-less court) has no restaurants. That's right, not even a McDonald's would pursue the Patients (believed to be insane) who still roam the mall area. The mall has recently transferred ownership, but it will be tough to revive a pile of shit.

Person 1: "Hey have you gone to Latham Circle Mall lately."
Person 2: "Yeah, why?"
Person 1: "What store did you go to?"
Person 2: "I went to every single one!"
Person 1: " Oh so only JC Penny."
Person 2: "Yeah!"

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straight line circles

(phrase) This phrase is used to describe the rotation of a pipe around a group of marijuana smokers. Usually, for convenience, the group will form a circle to pass the pipe but sometimes the group will form a line, thus causing them to pass the pipe in a "straight line circle".

Man, I can't do straight line circles! I always pass it to the wrong person!!

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Circle Jerk Chicken

The pillar of Jamaican cuisine. While the chicken is prepared in traditional fashion with a dry rub, natives gather round the pit and masterbate, battering the chicken with jizz and at times, spooging on each other. The natives then massage in the wet rub, creating a true delicacy.

Tourist: What is today's special?
Jamaican: Truss mi maan, you waan dat circle jerk chicken made wit da chi-chi juices!
Tourist: Sounds delicious, I'll order that!

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Penguin Circle Jerk

A true Pittsburgh fiesta! This party is celebrated annually, and the date depends on how deep the Penguins go in the NHL playoffs. The festivities culminate with #1 Penguin super-fan and NBCSN top douchebag NHL "analyst" Regis "Pierre" McGuire (commonly known as PierreMcGuire @PierreMcGuireNBC)on his knees acting as the king of all cum-dumpsters, taking load after load from Penguin fans and players. NHL golden boy Sidney Crosby is last to spooge, and then piss on Regis, because that's how Regis likes it.

The crooked NHL will help fans celebrate Penguin Circle Jerk in early June this year!

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circling the indictment drain

When someone is clearly going to be indicted at some point but the process itself is long and drawn out as the person is spiraling downward inside of the theoretical toilet.

Ever the political victim and while circling the indictment drain himself, the Fraudster in Chief cited the underhanded moves of the “radical left” as the Trump Organization and the organization’s CFO, Allen Weisselberg, were indicted by the grand-jury for tax evasion.

ODD EYE CIRCLE

A Sub-Unit of the 12 member girl group LOOΠΔ, that consists of three members. Jinsoul(who is the leader of the Sub-Unit), Kim Lip, and Choerry. Their concept is about stepping forward and taking action when it comes to being in love, instead of waiting.

LOOΠΔ/ ODD EYE CIRCLE is a Sub-Unit of the 12 memeber girl group LOOΠΔ that consists of Jinsoul, Kim Lip, and Choerry.

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you're as straight as a circle

implying that you're gay.

"heyy dude, i'm not gay stop saying that!"
"sure. you're as straight as a circle."

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