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Bones & Dones

Sunday morning hook-up, immediately preceding a trip to the doughnut shop. Coffee is sometimes involved.

Worker 1: Hey girl hey, how was the weekend?

Worker 2: It was great! My man came over on Sunday morning for a Bones & Dones session. I’ve already gone over my carb count for the week, and I’m walking funny.

by Frito Pie May 30, 2021


who done the dirty deed

Whenever you ask a pregnant woman who is the father of her baby

James: Yo Mary, I see you're pregnant who done the dirty deed then?

Mary: Oh it was Mark

by Upstairsdragon February 22, 2014


Dirty Deeds done with Sheep

A rendition of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap" created by the infamous Bob Rivers.

Likely not safe for work, at least once he sheepishly confesses to pulling the wool over your eyes.

If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends
Youve got a thing for ewes
Been countin sheep but you're not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Get out the barn stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA
That kind of loves a crime!

Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep

My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him, No,
Look at the flock they're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece Give them some peace.
Don't be a barn door man!

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!

Velcro gloves Knee pads Late-night dates
Done with sheep!
Warning signs Electric fences High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Don't tell em what I've done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!

(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)

by bitchuck September 8, 2024


Done a naturo

To abandon gracelessly, usually a plan. Usually refers when a person agrees to a well made plan, and abandons it the last second giving no good reason.

Jake was supposed to make it to the beach, but he’s done a Naturo.
I was winning a valorant match, but one of my teammates did a Naturo, we lost every round after that.

by Donald Gowda June 9, 2024


Get well done

"Get well done" is a versatile phrase than can be used in many situations, such as:
1. Wishing a get well soon
2. An adjective/verb; such as when you are DONE.
3. Good luck and Happiness

1. I heard you got sick yesterday, I wish you get well done soon!
2. I didn't study for the test at all. I am about to GET WELL DONE.
3. Get well done!

by yeet1241 December 30, 2020


one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.

"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?

by bitchuck September 5, 2024


Done a Harry

Fucked it good and proper

Look's like he has gone and "Done a Harry"

by CookedHarry November 20, 2020