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When you shit your hard your asshole physically hits the water resembling an elephant taking a drink from a pond
Bud I just pulled a drinking elephant. Didn't even have to wipe.
Secretly dropping acid before going to the Renaissance Faire with your family
Brian's gonna ride the elephant when we go to the Ren Faire
Sexual presentation of genetailia. Twisting of one's hips to cause the penis to fling left and right in a rapid movement resembling an elephant trunk.
I walked in the room doing the mad elephant and she forgot all about the broken dishes.
The act of having anal sex and decide to pull out so hard her/his anus pops out to form the shape of an elephant trunk
"yo man, me and my boyfriend tried out elephant hunting and we been in the hospital for weeks"
When you snoodle a tube of lipstick,then leave kiss marks on someone with your foreskin.
Bro,I used her Chanel lipstick to cover her with elephant stamps last night.She was pissed when found out.
When you accidentally insert your penis into a fat flab of a large woman as it is mistaken for her vagina.
"That woman last night seemed like she had seven vaginas. She had so many elephant rolls."
When a friend's parent buys you a thoughtful gift that you weren't expecting, such as a scented candle or a deck of playing cards.
"Damn Jimmy, I can't believe your mom dropped such a greasy elephant on me last night! My room is going to smell so nice once I light it!"
"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"