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When semen is so thick that people usually refer to it as elephant cream
“Is it thick?”
“Oh yea, it’s like elephant cream,”
When you accidentally insert your penis into a fat flab of a large woman as it is mistaken for her vagina.
"That woman last night seemed like she had seven vaginas. She had so many elephant rolls."
When a friend's parent buys you a thoughtful gift that you weren't expecting, such as a scented candle or a deck of playing cards.
"Damn Jimmy, I can't believe your mom dropped such a greasy elephant on me last night! My room is going to smell so nice once I light it!"
"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"
Someone you really want to give a blowjob to
Clancy is my elephant lamb
When Nintendo starts running out of ideas for Mario games.
It started out with a plumber trying to save a princess
NOW IT'S A FUCKING ELEPHANT-
"Goofy ahh Elephant Mario"
The act of having anal sex and decide to pull out so hard her/his anus pops out to form the shape of an elephant trunk
"yo man, me and my boyfriend tried out elephant hunting and we been in the hospital for weeks"
Something that elderly people THINK they see in the landscape or cloud formations. This is typically a sign that this person is losing their shit.
Look!...a sleeping elephant sighting!