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Hard as a motherfucker as fuck, when HAM just doesn't cut it.
Friend: It's St. Patrick's Day, you know what means, right?
Me: I'm about to go HAM AF
V: To jiggle one's buttocks, typically used as a pick-up line
Ex: Hey baby, mind if I shake that ham?
the act of dropping trou while in a vehicle and smashing your buttocks against the glass, creating a visual image not unlike that of 2 ham steaks side by side
I told my friend not to plant ham in my car and now I have two butt smears on my window.
Wtf kind of name is that?? Tho I can say the same for mines since it FuvkS0aps.
Ham Juice poosy
A drunk sand hill. He is nearly incomprehensible, but is an expert craftsmen. Remains super athletic, but can hardly walk. He is not afraid to to pleasure his woman in public, and isn't intimidated by the sphincter region.
Person 1: Did you see Ham Sill last night? I couldn't understand a word he said and he almost fell over after every step, yet he somehow managed to jump over that table.
Person 2: Yeah, no kidding. And he was trying to finger his girlfriend on the couch in the lobby.
That terrible feeling you get when and after eating ham.
"man, i should not have eaten that ham last night, i feel so sick"
"bruh you're ham sick i'm calling the fucking police"
Being Hammered, Drunk, Belligerently Intoxicated, Blacking Out, or whatever other slang for being drunk is.
Oh my god Jim, its a sunday?! Why are you drinking?!
Yeah, so what? I dont have a final tomorrow!
Dude you are so ham towned...