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A type of joke that requires you to think about what was the joke was truly about before you are able to get it.
TJ: That joke was a total Scotty joke. I don't understand it at all.
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Originally referring to a specific joke (where a leaf has no money for a taxi), the term "leaf joke" now applies to any lame joke that you and your friends tell to outsiders, laugh at, and pretend is funny.
This results in a lot of confusion by the outsider, and they'll think they've missed the point... and typically laugh so they look like they "get it".
The Leaf Joke (ending):... and the dim sim said "No"
Your friends: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Outsider: (what??) Oh! Yeah! hahaha!!!
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A joke which makes other people go "YIKES". That's the jokes only purpose, not to be good or funny, but to make people go yikes.
*The following jokes are not supposed to offend anyone and are mostly comprised of yo mamma jokes
Yo mamma so Arabic, whenever she sees pirate movies and someone says "Bombs ahead" she instinctively yells out "ALLAH AKBAR"
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, the only times she ever sees America is on terrorist missions.
Yo mamma so German when she sees a Jew she farts whispering "gas the Jews"
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern whenever she tries to say "Obama" she always says the "b" as an "s"
Yo mamma so American, she called 911 when her shadow wasn't white
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when someone told her to call 911 for an emergency, she contacted the leader of ISIS to call in Kamikaze attacks the next September
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when she's on a plane she always remembers to pack crowbar
Yo mamma so Pakistani, when she learned about tallies and how they help you with math in school, she wrote the definition of tally on a test by adding a "ban" to it and writing "A group of smart people in Pakistan which are trying to take down all the bad countries and make the world a better place.
Yo mamma so German, whenever she see's a Jew she (this joke is literally to bad for me to write down, and same with the American joke I was also going to write down. The joke was going to be about schools so you know what kind of yikes joke it was gonna be)
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The son's version of a Dad Joke.
Usually in a similar manner to a dad joke but with more clarity and even more corny. Also called a Grandpa Joke
Dad: Hi hungry I'm Dad
Son: Hi dad I'm Hungry
Dad: That's my boy.
Son: It's all in the name, Son Joke.
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A final joke is when a joke is no longer funny so you yell out final joke. If someone continues the joke after...they must be severly punished and taken extreme pity on, also see third joke.
Why do you need a "final joke" example? Its pretty self-explanitory.
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A mediocre institution of higher education; a pejorative term for a university one dislikes.
1. "I am tired of paying tuition to that joke-a-versity I attend." 2. "This university is so mediocre it is a joke-a-versity." 3. "I read Dr. G. Louis Heath's book ILLINOIS STATE JOKE-A-VERSITY. It registers his animus toward the university he retired from. Though pejorative, his use of the concept JOKE-A-VERSITY is refreshing."
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Did u hear that female comedians joke, yeah it was a matt joke.
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