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spider monkey

Dot, towel head, Swami, Curry Smellin motherfucker..

That spider monkey smells like shit again Gus !

by Tom Callinan April 24, 2003


Alaskan Spider Monkey

The act of filling a vagina with ice and then having sex with it.

Stan had a very cold dick after doing an alaskan spider monkey.

by jps123456 June 02, 2011


African Cave Spider

A big ass spider

Look! An African Cave Spider!

by mat5592 July 23, 2009


Iranian Spider Web

The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.

Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP

by Joseph Tittlitch February 01, 2009


Spider Squat System

A rare and unique seating system designed for the squat toilet. Instead of assuming the popular squat stance, a more laid back position is adopted; the user literally sits on the toilet bowl, leans back and places their hands on the floor behind them for support.

Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.

Ash used the spider squat system because he didn't know any better...

by P Parker October 01, 2007


Sold my spider

To make a break with the past or with one's home, in preparation for departure

I've sold my spider and lost my friends

by q335r49 June 21, 2009


Spider like fingers

You pronounce spider like 'speeder' spider like fingers comes from a fanfiction I once read when I was six, I will never be the same.

You see that izaya lad over there with that girl who looks traumatised he has spider like fingers

by I can crack my neck August 18, 2018