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Uneducated, uninformed, mentally challenged, political conservative who believes we should "go back to the teachings of the USS constitution" where women, people of color, and non-land owning peasants cannot vote. Many of same can't read the US constitution, have no intellectual inquisitiveness, and attempt to cover their wanton ignorance with tough/physical posturing to purvey that since they can't make a cogent argument; they will resort to beating their intellectual superiors. Unfortunately for them, boasting of brawn further betrays their misguided and simpleton views.
After a revival meeting of the ignorant; with a sly grin, Elmer the tea bagger, wiped his chin.
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Often times asking for a 'Cup of Tea'is a reference to smoking a bowl of Reefer. This term was especially popular in the 60's and 70's. The Beatles are well known for referring to their habit in this manner.
'Would you like to share a cup of tea?'
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The extremely rare, discomfiting, and alarming phenomenon where one's scrotum makes contact with the water in a sit toilet. Attributed to the confluence of hot weather, which makes the sack hang especially low, and a plugged toilet, which makes the water level especially high. This hot/cold disparity amplifies the shock of the completely unexpected immersion.
Albert nearly had a coronary from the hot tea episode in the men's room stall at the Sizzler. The shocking, icy grip of the rising water on his dangling nuts made him catapult off of the toilet seat.
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These are used as code words for when in public places talking about sex openly and not feeling embarassed about talking about it.
Tea to be refered to as the 'front' passage for sex; and coffee to be used for the 'back' (anal) passage.
So when you wake up in the morning - do you prefer Tea or Coffee? haha
this can also be fun in the work place when asking the boss if they want tea or coffee!!
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Dude, why did you piss the waitress off? Your going to have some skeet tea!
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When a male dips his nuts in the vagina while masturbating and the shoots his load on the girls face like steam coming out the tea pot
Dude I did the tea pot to my girl friend last night
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Unrefined crude oil, the black stuff that comes out of the ground.
Made famous by the old sixties TV show, "The Beverly Hillbillies." The theme song goes:
Gonna tell you a story 'bout a man named Jed / poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed/ then one day he was shootin' up some food/ and up from the ground come bubblin' crude/ oil that is, black gold, Texas Tea."
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