Ethiopian Death Wheel

An ethiopian death wheel is a natural defence mechanism by native Ethiopians to escape sudden and life threatning danger. When extream danger presents it self, ethiopians can stand fully erect and begin to cartwheel away from the
perceived danger at speeds of 35mph to 45mph.

When a lion appeared in the local market place, all the ethiopian shoppers fromed an ethiopian death wheel and cartwheeled to safety.

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hamster wheel logic

The kind of reasoning/thought process that never gets you anywhere.

I just can't figure out this boy/math/girl problem... LAWLZ MUST BE HAMSTER WHEEL LOGIC HAHA.

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Polish Pin Wheel

When a man mounts a woman on his shaft and begins to spin her in mid air. Like a pin wheel.

Dude, did you hear? Fred gave Jamie a Polish Pin Wheel last friday.

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spicy cheese wheel

it's when you dip your cheese wheel chode into hot sauce and give a girl anal.

"dude i tried the spicy cheese wheel and man my dick was on fire!!!"

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5th wheel

The dude thats coming when they already have enough people. The dick just won't leave!!!!!!!!111ONE

First guy: Ok, I'm going with my girlfriend to see this really cool new band!
5th wheel: Awesome! Can I come?
First guy: erm...

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zero-wheel-drive

A skateboard. Synonym commonly used to distance oneself from the stereotypic skateboarder's culture.

A: How did you get here?
B: Using my zero-wheel-drive
A: You mean, like, your skateboard?
B: Yeah, sort of...

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hamster-wheel brain

an instance of one's mind going over and over an issue or problem without finding a solution

I had a major case hamster-wheel brain today. I could not get organized and could not stop thinking about it.

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