A Little Bit Ugly

A level of drunkenness that encompasses complete enjoyment and at the same time a loss of all worries/problems. Most useful when a bad day has been endured or you need to get out of your head for a bit. It is just fun.

I'm a little bit ugly and its my kind of feeling, I'm drunk and I'm blind.

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Tid bit of half ass

A fraction of a half assed effort.

We try to be everything to everyone and eventually only end up doing a tid bit of half ass for everyone.

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tits pits and naughty bits

A quick shower or rinse of your pits, under-boob, and grundle when you're in a hurry.

I just worked out and my date was almost ready to pick me up. I only had time to shower my tits pits and naughty bits! He said later my box smelled like Axe Body Spray.

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a whole heckuva lotta bit

As opposed to 'a little bit', 'a lotta bit', and 'a whole lotta bit', "A WHOLE HECKUVA LOTTA BIT" expands the value of a specified term to an even greater extent than the three previous terms.

Ricardo: How much you miss that trick, a little bit?
Johnson: Nah B.
Ricardo: A lotta bit?
Johnson: Son, No.
Timothy: Negro, he miss her a whole heckuva lotta bit.

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happy bit-lated birthday

spoonerism for happy belated birthday.

this message can be posted on a facebook wall between a week to 364 days of the date of the event in question:

- dude, sorry i forgot, happy bit-lated birthday, man.

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You're all bits and pieces

When someone is disorganized or confused.

Person 1: I misplaced my keys and my wallet!
Person 2: Oh my, you're all bits and pieces today

I died a bit inside

Used to describe the intense feeling inside when you see: (1) someone that's really ugly; (2) someone/something you really hate or (3) something "cringe-worthy".

(1) - Boy 1 "Did you see that girls face?!"
Boy 2 "Yeah, i think I died a bit inside"

(2) - Girl 1 (looking at her timetable) "Bleh, we have German next"
- Girl 2 "Ugh, I died a bit inside"

(3) - Boy 1 "I died a bit inside when I saw a fat girl do a handstand"

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