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Lovely peaches is a beautiful influencer who started her platform on instagram. Lovely peaches has been seen eating her used tampons, drinking cleaning chemicals, and much more beautiful things.
Lovely peaches is also a huge fan of Nicki Minaj.
A crazy person...she thinks taking showers is a "trend." She also made a song about her p****
"Have you heard of Lovely Peaches?" -Person A
"Yeah, she's crazy" -Person B
The immediate thought one has when viewing a man's testicles in the BDSM device known as a "humbler" from behind.
Brenda - "Stacey, I think I saw John's buffalo peach on PornHub last night."
Stacey - 'Really? I didn't know he was such a freak!"
When your hitting from the back. Right before you cum, you stick a peach pit in her asshole; kick over her trash can; and jump out her window.
Yo I raccoon peached this girl from tinder last night.
She cracked the peach pit with her asshole.
Now thats a woman.
You hear that? It's not a "free speech issue" It's a "Jewish kike oven gremlin using authority it doesn't have to use economic warfare on an actual person who's immune to it's Jewish kikery issue"
Hym "But muh freeze peach! Nooooooooooooooooooo!"
Just a silly way of saying or writing "Free speech." Try it. Phonetically it sounds the same. That's right isn't it? "Phonetically?" I'm using it right there aren't I? Hmmm... Probably... If not, I'm almost using it right... Right adjacent at least... Possibly completely wrong... No, it's fine. I'll just change the rule. From now on, the word "phonetically" is used like that ☝️ You see it? THAT ☝️ is both allowed and correct. AND SO IT SHALL BE!!!
Stein Ericwine "They're gaming freeze peach! I mean, obviously I'M doing it right and should be allowed to freeze as many peaches as I want but THEM!? THEY'RE CHEATING!"
Hym "You're literally just invoking 'hate speech' there. Like... Gaming freeze peach and 'Hate Speech' are the same thing."
The best weed ever, smells like a mix between canned peaches and jesus' ball sweat. Its especially great when gabe packs a fat bowl.
Hey can you get me some of that can of peaches?
No fuck your mother