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an insult used to describe some one as either
#1 slow stupid man who would not get laid.
#2 fat man who wont get laid.
#3 man who tries to hard to get laid.
#4 fagot
or
#5 idiot who thinks hes smarter then he actually think
"hey bob"
"fuck you, you lactating turtle"
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To engage and specificaly indulge ones self in the illicit act of smoking wacky tobacky, herb, marijuana, or hash hishe.
Bartholomuel and I were rather discombobulated after a long evening of Embracing The Turtle.
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IN the action of recieving oral sex. It is when instead of ejaculating the male urinates in the females mouth.
Bo-You are giving a great blow job
Tilla-Thanks cum for me
Bo-I did-hehe
Tilla-Is that piss
Bo-Indeed it is the Thristy Turtle
Tilla-*PUKE*
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Just before you drop a load it probably looks very similar to a turtle poking his head out of his shell. There is always some hang time involved wheter it be a couple of seconds or up to half a minute.
The point at which there is no turning back, you are completely committed to dropping a solid stanky nasty load - but, it has not completely come out.
"I need to go dump now-I've got a turtle pokin'-where is the fricken shitter in this effen campsite!!"
"Hey buddy, I think your kid has a turtle pokin in the back of his bathing suit--can you get him out of the effen pool?"
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The "Awkward Turtle" is used during the present moment of a situation at hand. You may use it under the table at a diner outing to relieve some of the awkward tension, or on your way to the restroom as you excuse yourself from the awkward moment. The Awkward Turtle is also used in conjunction with the Awkward Antlers when re-telling the aforementioned events.
In the Situation: As you hug your Ex, you do the awkward turtle behind his back.
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the god of a religion that is not yet widly known. Founded by high schoolers in florida. They worship the turtles. The sign of their god is yet to be determined for it is a small group. they also "admire" women and is known that normally the worshiper's are thereapist like.
Jim-do u beleive in the turtle god?
Billy- hell yes best religion theree is.
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a drug that can seriously mess you up. some say it comes from the eggs shells of turtles from madagacar so that's why it's so hard to get, but others claim it's made by heating up a very rare certain type of fungus, one that when it is heated, takes a form similar to that of the shell of a turtle. taking one turtle shell can greatly increase dopamine uptake in the brain and send the user on an unbelievable trip. there are no known addictive properties, however there can be damaging long-term effects to the brain and CNS.
Man, I did turtle shells last week, and it was the most insane trip I have ever been on...I was absolutely shell-shocked.
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