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when a girl says that she is a pregnant to get her boyfriend to fuck her without a condom so that she does get pregnant.
I can't believe Carly lied to get me to fuck her without a condom, what a trick ass cunty!!
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When you leave a meeting and you keep your brief case on the table with a tape recorder in it so you can see if their talking about you. Then you come back 5 mins. later to pick up the case.
A: If youre so paranoid, use the Jerry Lewis trick.
B: Whats that?
A Its when you leave a meeting and you keep your brief case on the table with a tape recorder in it so you can see if their talking about you. Then you come back 5 mins. later to pick up the case.
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taken from the hockey term ( a hat trick means to score three times) it is a term for sexual activity involving three orifices on a woman (pussy, mouth, ass)
I was with this slut last night and I scored an orifice hat trick, first she gave me a blowjob, then we had straight sex than I did her in the ass.
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a woman on the corners of newburgh that sells drugs and gets laid by guys she picks up on those corners...they generally dress innapropriately and use dirty language. Some people call them "hood rats, sewer tricks, and trick sluggers".
Dad: "Hey son, never talk to those newburgh slug tricks on those corners. They are nasty and probably have crabs."
When your online dating profile only has one picture, the only one you ever took where you didn't look like a troll. And someone goes to meet you, and realizes what a total Shrek you are.
I met this guy online. He only had one picture which was cute. Then we met - and he was a one pic trick.
How you let somebody know they straight up "weak as Malik" and ain't nobody like how they ackin' right quick. It's just like saying "Punk Ass Bitch" or "Lame Ass Ho" or even "Pussy Ass Ni**a"
Breakdown:
I. A Mark is a Lame or a Sucka.
II. Adding "Ass" just sound better, we all know this. If it gotta explain this, take ur ass to bed.
III. A Trick is a GD trick, it can be:
1. a punk or a bitch or a lame.
2. a "john" aka someone who buying them hos.
3. Just another term for "thot", "skat", "ho" , "whore", "slut".
Take yo ass and that "Mark Ass Trick" witchu n BOUNCE!
Look at ol' girl over there straight hustling that Mark Ass Trick! Boy gonna be broke in the morning. Smh.
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Trapper presents you with two options: trick or treat. Trick being grinded on by Trapper and treat being gifted a pre sucked wet lolly pop. It’s a win win situation. However, if one declines both options and disobeys trapper, they shall be punished. The punishment is being carried away by Trapper’s Jester Pole up your back entrance.
Trapper’s Trick Or Treats was great last night. I wonder where Gary went after he disobeyed Trapper. Has anyone seen him since it?