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This school blows. If you are thinking about going here............... don't! My roommate once said " I think this was the worst mistake I ever made."(speaking of his choice to attend Schreiner). Schreiner's girl to boy ratio may be 2:1 but the ratio of hot girls to boys is more like 1:50
Drake: I'm going to Schreiner University next fall!!1
Jordan: Awww man that blows
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Its not a college, its a country club. The home of every rich white kid imaginable, where maid and laundry service is a necesity. Quinnipiac is said to have a racial problem, hmmm i wonder why? Maybe because everybody that goes there is white, rich, hot, and spoiled! Home of the hottest chicks, and preppy boys. Everybody that goes there is from jersey or long island, and everybody seems to be the same. Home of the bobcats, whom have been undefeated in football since 1928. Ice hockey is the sport of choice here, which is quite ironic because thats a white mans sport.
How do you know your a Quinnipiac University?
1.) Hot girls
2.) you feel like your at a Abercrombie or Juicy fashion show
3.) Everyone is rich
4.) it feels like a country club
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The greatest place on the universe. Bar none. Everyone who goes here is a saint.
Oh and Muck Fizzou.
Man I love Kansas University. It's the greatest place in the whole entire world. Muck Fizzou Muck Fizzou Muck Fizzou.
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A private university in , oddly enough, Jacksonville Florida.
In the beginning Jacksonville University was an all womans school dominated by the fine arts and general liberal arts education. As the school slowly grew the board of trustees wanted to cultivate a "Harvard of the South" image.
Today, Jacksonville University is a coed university of around 2000 students offering a general liberal arts education dominated by the Fine Arts department at Harvard prices.
Other than that, the university has no distinguishing features or achievements other than the campus is reasonably pretty and the city of Jacksonville is passable a place as any to spend your time while going to college.
Jacksonville University is referred to by its students as simply JU. It is referred to by the faculty as " The Hardest University In The World to Get Fired From"
It is the college students in and around the Jacksonville area. " went to once" or briefly considered while attending the famous JU Student Center Keg parties, before they sobered up of course.
Like most colleges, JU has a bunch of fraternities...rah rah rah. Unlike most universities JU has no sports programs to speak of and almost no community support for the programs that do exist. JU had a brief fling at national exposure in men's basketball in the early 70's. Like all things JU, the team lost to UCLA in the NCAA tournament final and rapidly faded to obscurity as the citizens of the fair city of Jacksonville droped JU like a bad habit.
Other than that...nothing.
JU could have been a great school except that the short sighted Board of Trustees have a good comfortable thing going as do the faculty. Just as a sports or academic program seems to be taking off, the Board pulls the rug out and puts the money back in the fine arts department.
As they say, JU put the "ME" in mediocrity.
Go Dolphins.
Where did I graduate from college? Jacksonville University? No, no..I went there once.
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A place in where there is an unbalanced guy to girl ratio. But a private university where engineers and business majors strive. Our Hockey teams are phenomenal. Our rival SlU is the more preppy pretend high class version of what Clarkson has to offer. At Clarkson we are more academic then slutty.
Go Golden Knights!!!
When you come to Clarkson University your guaranteed a job.
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Bond University is a notorious Australian diploma mill that is governed by delusional academic staff, and supported by a wealthy student population heavily addicted to drugs, alcohol and prescription medication.
The University is located in a satellite town called Varsity Lakes, a Truman show meets Kath & Kim urban nightmare that is riddled with drug related crime and inhabited by dull silver spooned internationalists.
Notorious for ill-fated behavior, it is commonplace for Bond University students to abuse drugs and prescription medicine in what are known socially as 'xanax parties'. Dex-amphetamine is customarily traded for academic purposes and usually cost between 5-10 dollars each, available from cash-strapped Sydneysiders who cannot wholly afford the expensive consumer culture at Bond.
The campus is a dumping ground for rich, spoilt, neglected and trouble-some young adults; with the added novelty of customarily hosting different 'batches' of assimilation-devoid International students every semester. English is not commonly spoken at Bond, nor properly understood by a majority of the student body.
Bond University students are called 'Bondie's', and when grouped together, are made up of the most self-centered, destructive and narcissistic humans imaginable.
The University has no accreditation in The United States, and many other countries, and in 2009, the Medical school was on the verge of collapse.
Samuel: "See that chubby and tragic looking half Filipino driving the white BMW?"
Simon: " Yeah, she goes to Bond University".
Samuel: " I saw her shelving ecstasy in surfers, in a Herve Leger dress".
Simon: "Lolz, her mum is super hot but the dad is totally fat, old and rich".
Samuel: " Omg, she's such a Bondie".
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N. Name given to the asses who walk around in public with Blue Tooth headsets on. So called because of their similar appearance to Jean Claude Van Dam from the movie of the same name.
I was out at the Waffle House the other day when this group of universal soldiers walked in. I mean, who is so important that they're getting calls at three in the morning anyway?
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