lu Bu

lu bu was one of the greats in chinese history he had no equal but he did not have plans and the was his doen fall at the battle of chengdu 200 C.E.

Lu Bu among men red hair among horses he could run a 1000 miles in a single day that so is the legand of Lu Bu

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School Bus

1. A yellow bus-like vehicle that takes kids to school. They are often driven by incompetent drivers (usually old people or immigrants). They are also cramped and uncomfortable for older students, as school districts tend to use the same buses for high school as the ones they use for the kindergarten.

2. A term for any boxy, large, or cumbersome vehicle in a video game

1. Angry mom: Get your rear out of bed or you'll miss the school bus!

2. Person 1: Damn, is that SU-14 ugly or what?

Person 2: Yep, it's a school bus

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bus seat

When you sit down in a chair that has been farted in and you get a waft of what's inside.

Ohhh man I just got a waft of that bus seat.

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Rom Bus

A magical flying bus which carries bizzare creatues to the moon. It is yellow in colour and is the shape of a rhombus. The conductor is a badger.

1. Last night, I took a funky ride of the Rom Bus!
2. You as cool as a Rom Bus, you wicked dude, yo, yo, bling, bling

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ugly bus

Its the bus that comes along at 1o pm when youre in the toilet at the pub and it brings all the HOT chicks from around town and removes all the dogs from the pub.

When you return from the toilet youre surrounded by gorgeous models and normally regret having gone home with the Russian Ballerina with the cute dimples because somehow during the night she turned into a Russian Weight lifter with 6 chins on the back of her head.

Source nixus

<fx> dude! the place aint z0mp at all. lets get the fuck out of here
<terabyte> haha no way dude. the ugly bus is on its way, have 3 more drinks you'll see

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driving the bus

Being in charge of a project or planned activity, whether work related or not.

WORK: “We need to all be on the same page with this project, so we need a good outline and a game plan.”
“What are you expecting me to do? You’re driving the bus!”

FREE TIME:“Hey, when are we meeting at the theater and which movie are we seeing?”
“Shoot, man, ask John. He’s driving the bus.”

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drug bus

An interesting Victorian phenonoma underpinned by Victorian ideals that attempts to check for speed in drivers.

Not to be confused with fixed cameras. It is well known they have been on the weed and couldn't tell if you were quick or dead.

Was pulled over by the drug bus tonight, but they couldn't lick me on anything.

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