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Season My Own Skillet

Masturbate masturbate wank

I think I will stay in tonight and season my own skillet

Pooped in his own hand

An action that backfired horribly
Karma

"Principal Hugh.J added a rule that eating isnt allowed in the classes, so everyone ate in the school halls!
Geez, he pooped in his own hand, did he?

Owning a PC

An expensive way of getting no bitches

Did you hear about Logan owning a PC? Bro gets no bitches

Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

Blow Your Own Lips

A man's way of telling a women to go suck a dick.

Hey Karen I'm sick of your shit, go blow your own lips.

tossing your own pancake

A term for female masterbation

Person 1: I've heard you've been tossing your own pancake ;)

Person 2: Haha you know me too well