Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

Baby Hux

A nice person who for some reason hates the Animal Crossing New Horizons villager, Sherb. They also simp for Rey/Daisy Ridley.

Person A: “Hey, who do you simp for?”
Person B: “Oh, Daisy Ridley’s pretty hot.”
Person A: “OMG, You’re such a Baby Hux!

duvet baby

Another phase for {sugar baby} used in black ghettos.

I friend recommended that I get myself a duvet baby because they are easier on the finances to keep.

Baby Ahmed

A soft marshmallow like textured child that likes baby shark.

I ate a marshmallow it tasted just like baby Ahmed.

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Baby lay

An amazing beautiful young lady ❤️

Baby lay An amazing beautiful female

Closet baby

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.

His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.