April 25th your other half side thing of friend with benefits has to send you nudes
Person 1 Today's is national send your bf nudes day
Person 2 sends nudes
The 20th of January is known as National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day in the state of Louisiana.
Guy: What day is it?
Girl: It’s National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day
The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies
Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.
On April 20th all whales must be bullied
Guy: whales are bad and should be bullied
Other guy: well April 20th is national bully whales day
A Day to get it back in blood.
11th Of July
“Its National GetBack Day,Time To bang on the opposition”
National Cougar Day is on September 25th. This day honors all cougars.
Underaged male: Hey its National Cougar Day!
q30 yr Female: You know what that means 😘