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Something you say at the end of a pointless yet relative story. Used to spice up a boring conversation and bring about debate. Similar to and then i found 5 dollars. Needs to be pronounced in an annoying smart-ass way.
and then i 'ad SEX with 'er!
1: i saw ur mom at the grocery store the other day
-everyone pauses silently-
1: and then i had sex with her!
1: i saw Jenny at the mall today
2: so? i see her all the time.
1: and then i had sex with her!
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a black nigger boy with a fat ass that has a huge sex drive
“My cousin is a booty nigga sex machine”
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I’m gonna go home and have sex in single player mode
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When you feel like your about to go all out on the toilet, so you recite the ritual chants, so your waste is taken off and you are left a better man, learning that the chant has saved your life, and you are now stuck in a ritual.
"PENIS COCK FART SEX" "PENIS COCK FART SEX" "CLEANSE ME OFF THIS WASTE" PENIS COCK FART SEX"
April 19th when you and your partner have phone sex on this particular date.
Tomorrow is national phone sex day
A sex position derived from the infamous Eiffel Tower, in which two males and two females engage in sexual intercourse. It is identical to the original Eiffel Tower, except that the second girl is face down with her legs resting on the shoulders of one guy and her arms supporting her on the back of the other girl. This girl has her pussy eaten out while she makes out with the other guy. And the girl below her, blows one guy while she is fucked by the other.
"Hey Spencer! Do you want to double helix (sex position) Gabrielle and Grace tonight?"
"Definitely, Kyle. I'll make out with grace and fuck Gabrielle. You eat out grace and get blown by Gabrielle!"
"It's gonna be fucking legendary!"
"Hell yah!"
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Power tugging - grabbing and pulling the hair of your lover during sex
When engaged in any type of sexual contact i.e. Coitus, foreplay etc and your partner grabs and pulls your hair during sex, hair pulling during sex
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