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Nurse with a rough usually masculine face, not usually nice or feminine. Typically single or single mom. Personality usually matches face. Loads of opinions and debt typically.
At the gym the hard faced Angie was noticing me. I was noticing her, we talked, and definitely not worth it.
The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!
I've slept so well I'm now rocking a perfect crumpled bread face for the rest of the day!
Face full of phlegm/mucus/boogers.
Mia: Have you seen Georgie?
Uzi: Nah mate she’s got phlegm face!
Mia: Aww hope she gets better...
When you love the sauce and like to work in a boss role and still have no clue at what is being done.
Damn this job is going south, must be a red face enterprise job.
When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.
Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.
This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.
Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."
Similar to black face, the process of a white person painting their face black in order to portray a black person...but for those wanting to be hispanic.
Oh, little Amber, just because you're wearing Tan Face doesn't mean you can make better tacos.