Strait-not-face

Someone who does not not know how to spell “Straight”.

Person 1 typing: Ooh, he said that with a strait face.

Person 2 observing: Person 1 is a strait-not-face.

Ke$ha Face

When one has a dirty face like the pop singer Ke$ha.

Damn!, that girl has a Ke$ha Face.

Mitch faced

Eat so much meat your profusely sweating and your eyes are bigger than your stomach

Let’s go to dinner and get Mitch faced

Face Mash

So a girl name "Julianne" spelt face mask in EPP wrong

Julliane is a face mash

many faces

A handsome man with 5 faces and 5 moms

charlotte: many faces is so handsome, right lily
lily: yes I wish I could date him

mang face

A cool ass smart dog.

"Did your dog really just get you a beer?!! Dang that is one mang face dog"

Death Face

When a person’s face begins to resemble a living skeleton.

Coach looks bad. He’s got full blown Death Face.