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A sex act performed on a male involving licking the anus, while cupping his balls with one hand and using the other hand to work his dick like a pump action shot gun. Mimicking a sight and shoot similar to hunting ducks.
I met this dirty bitch who agreed to perform the duck hunting sex position on me last night. Shit was dope
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If you looked up sex, drugs, and rock & roll in the dictionary you'd see a picture of Motley Crue. In the 80s and 90s all four members of Motley Crue got more ass than a toilet seat and did enough drugs to kill a wild Keith Richards (and almost Nikki Sixx in 87).
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Essentially meaning "great", this playful phrase will make your proclamations of the greatness of something all the better. Can also be used in the abbreviated form, SUYA. There is another variant, sex right up your arse.
Lemon cheescake is sex up your arse.
or
Lemon cheesecake is SUYA.
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See Mandatory Sex Party, with zombies. A mandatory sex party is like a normal sex party, except if you don't attend you get arrested. People are told they will be attending a costume party, but what really happens is a wild, out-of-control orgy involving beer, fire, and moving logs onto the road. This one just has zombies.
That mandatory zombie sex party gave the term "eating brains" a new meaning!
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Girl: -Fuck me you white piece of shit
-Aw, it's cute
-...is it on backwards?
-Where's the tv remote?
-Did you start yet?
-I like your ceiling
-You might want to get checked out after this
-I want a baby
Guy: -Aw I hate tuna...
-Here's the condom I said I would use
-What is THAT?
-Maybe we should have kept the lights off...
-FUCK SHIT TITS
-Come on... Those HAVE to be plastic
There are just some things NOT to say during sex...
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Being so horny that you have to shove your penis in the charging port while the women on the other side shoves the entire phone up her vaginal canal
Theadore: Marissa, I love you so much let’s have intimate phone sex tonight
Marissa: ok last time I did this part of my case got stuck in my uterus
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, there is such things as non sexual sex, it's where a person engages in sex or sexual activities to feel good about themselves, help out a partner who may not be feeling the best, to generally relieve stress etc. Non sexual sex is when sex is used for a more personal reason rather than a sexual reason. It's basicaly sex without it being all sexual and stuff, like, you wouldn't really do it for the sake of chasing pleasure and stuff like that.
If you look into more details, you may find that non sexual sex is something that a lot of people do, they just don't know what it's called. Anyone of any gender and/Or sexuality can use non sexual sex in a way to feel better or to help a partner/s feel better.
"hey SO/SO's I'm not feeling to good in the head and my brain is being overall shitty to me, is it ok if we maybe try some sexual intimacy to make it go away and make my brain be nice to me again"
or
"hey SO/SO's, I'm feeling very stressed out/frustrated and I think that having sex might help, can you please help me with it"
(Not always the same but this is the general ways in which non sexual sex can be used)
(SO=significant other, SO's is the meaning of multiple partners)
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