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Typically used as a homophobic insult to a man. Said man uses saliva for homosexual intercourse.
To be obsessed over one or more penises for a certain period of time.
Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you shaking?
Person 2: Holy shit man! I am desperate for some dick right now! I am going to suck all the ones I can find!
Person 1: Stay away from me then. You are on a Cock Craze
Friend: Hey what do you want to eat?
You: Samurai ranch cock
Friend: Omg me too!!
A very large penis that is constantly bragged about but once shown its tiny
Dude you lied about your dick size, its tiny, cock before jock.
Someone who is both cocky and arrogant, and will weasel his way into your circle of trust and then turn on you with insider information that is used against you when the time permits in order to advance his or her career.
That FNG Nujad we just hired is such a cock weasel, he will screw the rest of us over in heartbeat just to get a raise and impress the boss because he is insecure and talentless.
Someone who does everything in their power to show everyone that they are the most snively and twofaced little shit. The kind of person you just want to slap right across the scrotum. Like Dave the little dick! That absolute forskinning, cock weaseling dick! Oh yeah, it can also be used as a verb I guess.
That dude is a total cock weasel. He's almost as bad as Dave.
A person, generally female, who knows their way around a cock.
Dude, I slept with Jessica last night and she was flexible like a damn cock weasel!