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Sex is when the woman just go crazy on each other quickly, the woman sucks the dick, the man defecates all over her, the man ejaculates in her mouth, they just go berzerk.
We only had five minutes so we had rush hour sex
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A whole month of celebration about the history of sex and where it all started with cavemen in caves. You are only allowed to use condoms made from bear skins and only use rocks as dildos.
Janice: How's you sex history month going?
Mason: I've fucked several chicks with condoms made of bear skins. How's yours?
Janice: I found a really good pointed rock that reaches deep into my caveass.
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Girl: -Fuck me you white piece of shit
-Aw, it's cute
-...is it on backwards?
-Where's the tv remote?
-Did you start yet?
-I like your ceiling
-You might want to get checked out after this
-I want a baby
Guy: -Aw I hate tuna...
-Here's the condom I said I would use
-What is THAT?
-Maybe we should have kept the lights off...
-FUCK SHIT TITS
-Come on... Those HAVE to be plastic
There are just some things NOT to say during sex...
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fuck sex penis cum
fuck sex penis cum
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A club that students and teachers can join to have sex with each other. There can be student teacher sex clubs in high school,junior high and college.
He's in a student teacher sex club.
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Some kinky ass shit. Somehow they all like to get down and dirty with each other. Notorious for extremely long, intimate relationships. Eventual get bored of sex so they resort to extreme methods to get their fix.
That theater kid sex life is nuts right? They bang on the daily and never seem to get bored until they do and when they do...
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Where men and women get naked and play football with each other.most often played by teen guys and teen women at a secluded hang out. two types of it. One where men and women play on both teams. The other where the men and women play each other.
I like mixed sex naked football.
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