It is a national holiday on the 18th feb. This day on the 18th of february everyone who identifies as a paris. Yes even the Eiffel Tower haha silly me. Paris has to get bullied it’s just a fact.
Someone might say“oi paris you are so silly” and it would be fine because of the day it is. “haha as it’s national bully paris day it’s okay!”
On sep 3 all friends over 5'5" will receive $5 from their short friends (under 5'5")
sup shorty its National Tall Day, give me 5 bucks short boy
September 2 everyone that is taller than 5’5 gets $5 from the little people
National tall day People shorter than 5’5 have to give up $5 to people that are taller than 5’5
October 13th Is National make out with your short friend day! You can make out with anyone that is labeled " short. "
Random tall guy: * kisses a short person*
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "
Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "
yo john its national give your sister money day, give me money
August 1st is national cuck day! Sit back and watch some other fellas have sex in a nice chair on national cuck day!
Hey joeseph its national cuck day today!
Thats great jacob! I think ill watch travis as a cuck today!
Each year on the 8th of March, the world celebrates National Cuck Day, as a day of appreciation for the cuckold members of society. Often times, National Cuck day coincides with the origin of Cuckoldry.
Hey Ricky, Happy National Cuck Day!