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yet another phrase for spanking the monkey, five knuckle shuffle etc
I'm off to visit mrs palm and her five lovely daughters
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The hashtag #ilysfm means "i love you so fucking much"
Ilysfm girlll as in the hashtag being i love you so fucking Much now you know what ilysfm means
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Having feelings for someone only in a sexual way rather than true, genuine heartfelt feelings. Wanting someone only for sexual satisfaction.
Sally: "John, I'm leaving you for good!"
John: "No, Sally! Come back, I love you with all my penis!!!!!!"
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Yes James loves Cora a shit ton more
James: I love you more
Cora:no I love you more
Jamez: nope I love you more *wins*
Does James love Cora more is a fact and is here to show that James loves Cora more
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That special person that fate, destiny, the cosmos, has placed on our paths, but not necessarily at the right time or place. The person we most care about--whether we are aware of it or not--the person that most moves us in body, mind, and soul. Dare I say a soul mate. The one special we have to bare the pang and scorn of 1000 years to behold for a fleeting instance in perfect time.
Andy played her voice message, and the volume was set too high. Everyone heard her voice and he blushed. "They all heard your voice" he said, and Ally responded, "tell them I'm your future-girlfriend-lover-love-of-your-life."
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that's so sad Alexa play Despacito but for ARMYs.
kim namjoon: i broke the your wii
kim seokjin: you what
jeon jungkook: That's so sad Rebecca play Fake Love
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a way of saying peace out, but in the words of a taco junkie
ted: see ya later bill
bill: yeah peace love and taco grease ted
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