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The girl is so hot, she drives a guy crazy and he wants to have sex with her really bad, thus, this "looks like sex" phrase is born.
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You're a weird-ass kid that typed this is prob (you're a fucking weirdo dude.)
hey have you seen that weird-ass kid that typed in roblox porn sex xvideos on urban dictionary yea hes a sex afender now he is banned from coming here at the school
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sex so intense that you'll keep going and going and leaving you hot sticky and sweaty and out of breath
"Edward and i had red hot monkey sex ALL night last night"
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When you ask a guy to hurt you, bite you, cut you, pull your hair, tie you up and throttle you but he does it like a bitch so you keep saying you want the fucking pain harder with the hair he eventually gets so angry he shocked you till you pass out.
Self hate sex yummy hit the stop won't lie.
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The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.
"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."
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Dipping ones balls in a bucket of ice until they are blue. Then putting an ice cube in the vagina and having sex until it melts.
Susan and I had the best north pole sex ever last night. it was so cold but so worth it
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i made the definition above this one and if you do not like it then why don't you make your own! >:<
any way there is also dick in ass
person 1: you are gay!
person 2: yep. and you can't do anything about it mom
person 3: DON'T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT!!!
and the my gay sex story
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