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When someone who is normally a smart ass is currently not saying or making a face which would normally be interpreted as being a smart ass.
David Jones is a prime example of resting smart ass face when he isn’t speaking.
The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.
"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."
When Ross Eric and Phil drink to much coffee and natter about the other members of the firm until the get caught by the head gaffer and have to carry on working being yardies with terrible dress sense and a passion for being late and unprofessional but at the same time being goofy yardie gangsta wanna be’s with a spotty neck and an obsessive personality.
Rah, that geez is such a yardie yard face. KMT
Face gunt is when you have become so morbidly obese that your body has no other choice but to store fat in you face. In some extreme cases the forehead.
Guy 1:- have you seen that girl over there she's so obese even her forehead is fat.
Guy 2:- she's got face gunt.
A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.
She has the worst crouton face this morning!
Where your boss sits right next to you and co-workers all sit on the other side.
I would love to check my email at work but I am in a open faced boss sandwich.
Another word for whipped, but more vulgar to add emphasis that the man will bow down to his date's, Girl Friend, or wife's feet. Even for the most trivial thing.
Girl- "Blaze, could you walk to the car and get me a bottle water?"
Blaze friends- "You do realize we parked a mile down the road right?"
Girl- "But I want water"
Blaze- (Started walking before anyone said anything)
Blaze Friends- "what a cunt to face"