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Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.

Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.

by Risky Moth September 6, 2011


child baby

ridiculously dumb person;mental retard

'that girl just tripped up the stairs'
'i know she's such a child baby'

by bryiloo lawrence February 2, 2009


alien baby

While getting fisted in the ass, the fister gets elbow deep on the fistee and proceeds to push their fist against the abdominal son the fistee, looking like an alien baby from Alien

I was watching some fisting pornos and this chick shoved her fist in another girls ass and gave her an alien baby.

by Filthy Turban July 16, 2017


Oh no baby that ain’t going to work

As phrase used by the one and only Adlina Cedillo-Silva usually used to make clear or prove a point.

Girl tried to shake her ass but was flatoh no baby that ain’t going to work”.

by Theoneandonlyallison November 26, 2020


Blush Baby

A blush baby is someone who easily gets flustered.

Person 1: You look really good today!
Person 2: Th-thanks.. *currently blushing*
Person 1: Wow, you're a blush baby!

by elimswtf_alt December 19, 2021


Blush Baby

A person that gets flustered very easily.

Person 1: Hey, looking really good today!

Person 2: Th-thankth.. *currently blushing*

Person 1: You're such a "blush baby!"

by babypiratesnapchat2 April 4, 2023


Baby Blanket Trauma

Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.

Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma

by Sjsnsnendnaksl July 3, 2023