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To smoke weed
Dallas's parents caught us shitting on the dog last night
The term used to describe when one individual both stranger or friend accompanies a insanely big or naturally enhanced penis
Noticeable by the increased bulge and heavy snake marks in one’s trousers, is usually similar to a roll of dog meat found in the local deli’s due to its unfathomable girth.
Holy fuck look at the size of that cunts dog roll
To waste time doing something unecessary.
Example: Gary got fired for wanking the dog.
It's kind of like Global Warming but instead of greenhouse gasses destroying the atmosphere, a lapdog destroys the sense of coldness in your lap
My dog is the number 1 reason for dog warming
a dog with fluffy, floppy ears, furry coat, friendly personality, and an all-around nice dog.
a golden retriever that is so cute, awesome or just lazy, old wizard dog.
"man you have some wizard dog".
On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!
Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
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Giving a blow job to an individual with a gluten allergy after earlier or while eating cookies or other gluten filled food items with the intent of secondary swelling and an enhanced size of the erection
My husband has struggled with erections lately but luckily he's gluten intolerant and I can give him a crumb dog