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A fetus that grows from semen on the ground of a mossy section of a parking lot or other drivable surfaces.
We went to the Arby’s parking lot and made a moss baby in the corner of the parking lot.
1. When women reaching the expiry age of 35 look at men and only see genes.
2. Eyes that lock onto walking sperm sacs.
3. The ability to see babies that don't exist, from future parallel universes.
(Each usually accompanied with severe baby fever.)
Run--she got baby vision.
When someone is being a baby and complains about stuff they want. ... Like a blow job.
"Dude, i really don't need your baby sass!"
"Woah, okay. *WAHHH*"
The only valid thing to say to someone when they're complaining about anything.
Jimmy: Someone just stole all of my money!
Bob: boohoo baby
When two guys receive a blowjob from the same girl. Similar to Eskimo Brothers, but called Baby-Bird Brothers due to the similar action a mother bird uses to feed her young.
Guy 1: "Hey I got a blowjob from Shaylyn."
Guy 2: "No fucking way, me too!"
Random bystander: "Dude, you guys are Baby-Bird Brothers!""