Halfpipe Head

When your head is so concave that it looks like a halfpipe.

"I heard Tamika is gonna be here tonight. You know, the chick with the dented head."
"Shit is beyond dented. She's got a straight halfpipe head. I'm gonna hit a 540 Indy Nosebone off that bitch if you know what I mean."
"No."

"Brendan is dumb as fuck. Man better not come at me with that halfpipe head."
"I heard his head collects water when it rains."
"Nuh uh, really?"
"No not really you idiot."
"Aw man. I have all this salsa with no bowl. You had me excited."

crypto block heads

An ecosystem of the lesser-known species "homocryptbloceads" The Genesis Block of this confused bunch was laid by Chrisbpirate. The crypto block heads (CBH) have none of the right moves but that's good for you as they make the mistakes in crypto, so you don't have to.

The crypto block heads just exchanged private keys written on napkins at the coffee shop.

Huff'n Head

The act of smoking while having oral sex

Hey you want to go Huff'n head with me?

Or do you want to go have some head and huff? Or would you let me stuff your muff in stuff? and fluff your muff with stuff?

National Trash Head Day

A day on August 10th where u post Bitches/Niggas that u had any type of sexual intercourse with that don't know how to give head.

"Damn this bitch can't even handle the fucking tip, ... GTFO my face. National Trash Head Day"

Moo moo head

The term (moo moo head) is someone who’s a bit distant at times (just like a cow) but are very cute too look at.

Wife: you forgot my birthday again!

Husband: sorry ...birthday sex ?

Wife: oh you moo moo head. I don’t want dick tonight ...feed my pussy right .

long headed

someone who either

a) has a long head
b) you want to insult and don’t have anything to insult them with

Jessica: your such a long headed idiot
Megan: •_•

Bossell Head

When the hair on the sides of your head is longer than the hair on top of your head. U-shaped, top of the head baldness, typically observed in older white males.

Lacey: Damn Sarah, I thought that dude had a full head of hair but he had a side cut bossell head.

Sarah: Yeah bossell heads only have hair on the sides lol.