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the day to celebrate the one dumb bitch that we all hate, on his/her/their special day
“hey stacy congrats!”
“for what!”
“it’s national dumb bitch day! we’re celebrating you!”
a day to celebrate that one dumb bitch we all know and hate. a day to celebrate them!
“stacy we’re here to celebrate you!”
“why?”
“it’s national dumb bitch day!”
January 11th
On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!
No one gets left behind!
My hair isn’t strawberry blonde, nor ginger: just strawberry: only National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day applies to me.
December 7th
If you know a Liev you have to appreciate him.
National Liev day is a day to appreciate liev
Joe Biden: Hi
Liev: Hi
Joe Biden: wow its liev i can't beLIEVe it hahahahahahhahahha
Liev: ok
the day you celebrate ren day on december 25th.
oh did you hear, its national ren day
don't forget to wish ren a happy birthday.
national ren day. a day in which you celebrate ren's birthday on december 25th.
oh did you hear? its national ren day. dont forget to wish ren a very special happy birthday.
November 18th is the day you celebrate Phillip Wallace. He is the hottest and awesomest human being in the world.
Stacy: do you know what tomorrow is?
me: no?
Stacy: its national phillip wallace day, go post on your story "happy national phillip wallace day!"