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This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

Seriously? You and your sleepover friends we're SOO bored you searched this up?

It's litterly a vine!

Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.

*๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜จ! *
The man shoots the ceiling.

The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.

He thinks.

He insults.

"๐˜›๐˜๐˜๐˜š ๐˜๐˜š ๐˜ž๐˜๐˜  ๐˜”๐˜–๐˜” ๐˜‹๐˜–๐˜Œ๐˜š๐˜•'๐˜› ๐˜๐˜œ๐˜Š๐˜’๐˜๐˜•๐˜Ž ๐˜“๐˜–๐˜๐˜Œ ๐˜ ๐˜–๐˜œ! "

This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.

The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.

This is the perfect time to insult them

"๐˜›๐˜๐˜๐˜š ๐˜๐˜š ๐˜ž๐˜๐˜  ๐˜”๐˜–๐˜” ๐˜‹๐˜–๐˜Œ๐˜š๐˜•'๐˜› ๐˜๐˜œ๐˜Š๐˜’๐˜๐˜•๐˜Ž ๐˜“๐˜–๐˜๐˜Œ ๐˜ ๐˜–๐˜œ! "

by KelpyHere March 16, 2020

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand

penis

i sucked his epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand

by b-man68 January 3, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


I love you

One of the most told lies ever.

Person 1: I love you

Person 2: I love you

* 2 months later *

Person 1: I never loved you. I was lying. I cheated on you

by Iโ€™m fine March 1, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 104๐Ÿ‘Ž


I love this video, it's so cute and sweet

A sympathy comment for really bad videos on youtube. If there's a poorly done video that's been up for a while with no likes and no comments, some people will copy & paste "I love this video, it's so cute and sweet" just to make the video's creator feel better.

Video Maker: "Hey, look, someone finally commented on my video!"

Comment: I love this video, it's so cute and sweet

Friend: "Uh...dude, that video must be really lame..."

by WolfPatronus May 14, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


national love your history teacher day

september 22nd, love your history teacher because he is such a hottie with a body. such a dilf he is, my favorite person ever

Suck: hey you know what day it is?
Deez: no idea
Nuts: its national love your history teacher day

by aubreyelle September 3, 2021


me love you long time

What Evil Tim says to coxey and vice versa

by Republican Nazi is a big pee-pee head who sucks Co October 12, 2003

59๐Ÿ‘ 372๐Ÿ‘Ž


brent is a pedophile and incest loving jewish bitch

Brent Austin Miller (terrorist) from Lytton, Iowa fucked tiffany johnson also from Lytton Iowa when she was 13 and he was 18 and then again when he was 19 and then he took his sister to her senior prom and tried to get laid........he succeeded he also has a gay ass jewfro and a small dick that didnt please tiffany or his sister.

brent is a pedophile and incest loving jewish bitch doesnt add up to nick's fingers

by chandlerjepsen11 April 28, 2012

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