Dog

A dog is an evolved spieces of a wolf, that usually gets fucked by a girl. It's tiny penis somehow gets the wamen horny.

"Did you hear about that dog thing?"
"Yeah, she even swallowed"
"Gross, dude, it even had a smaller penis than me, but i got rejected"

"yeah..."

Dog

The kindest, cutest thing in the universe

The dog cured my depression.

dog

a dog is an animal that was alike the opposite of humans

“those dogs had a very good time while the humans were fighting each other”

dog

the type of animal that barks, wags it’s tail, and is know as “man’s best friend”

I have three dogs named Marley, Molly, and Maizey!

dog

an animal that loves the owner and always sticks by ones side.

i love my dog.

Dog

The thing you fuck

Well what else does a dog do but be Mans best friend

Dogs

Something that should never, ever, being in ANYONES vision within a 1873739 mile radius.

Chad: “Man, I’ve had such a long day.”
*proceeds to takes socks off*
Everyone on gods green earth: “NO. PUT THE DOGS AWAY. NOW.”