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Being two different things at the same time. Happy and sad. Angry and calm. Yin and yang.
You have both brawns and brains? You're so icy hot
When you penis is hot like a fresh cooked meal from contracting a sexually transmitted disease
I can’t believe I fucked that bitch raw now I got a hot sausage
Your friends got sister who can get the pipe
I would like to fuck Raheems hot sister
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When your boss nullifies a previously scheduled three-day weekend.
Rodney: I know you were supposed to be off this weekend and I hate to pull a Hot Rodney on you, but I'm going to need you to work instead.
Mike: Not a problem, sir. You know I'm your guy.
When a man jacks-off in the shower with scalding hot water raining on his penis
My penis flesh is peeling off because I tried giving myself a Hillshire Hot Link last night
When a bully pins them down, and shits on there head.
"HEY! NERD! IM GONNA GIVE YOU A HOT FUDGE MONDAY!"
Fucking her by the Ganges river, filling her pussy with Ganges water, wait for a floating penis and hand, slap That ass with the hand and jam that bloated penis in her pussy.
My wife wanted an exotic trip, so we head to India and the first meal she ate was a Ganges Hot Pocket.