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a card that you can play once every year that overrides your bestfriends free will which makes them legally obligated to do something for/with you no matter how crazy. once a pussy stunt is called the person who called it cannot call another one until the year is over, and the person whom the pussy stunt got called on cant use theirs for the next 24 hours.
*at an amusement park*
"hey i really wanna go on that ride can you come on it with me"
"absolutely not that looks way too scary and way too fast"
"ok well i call an annual pussy stunt."
"FUCK."
1) A phrase which describes how unbelievably high you are.
2) A really jiffy phrase created by the gifted duo that brought you "puffy" and "scatalogically gifted"
"How's that shit man?"
"Great, dude.. I was higher than Hoagie's little black pussy bird!"
"Why don't you snuff it, then? You plant eating pussy."
Any Mike’s Lemonade 8% that you are too embarrassed to drink because you are a guy.
“Do you want a beer, G?”
“Nah G, lemme get a pussy drink.”
When a person wants to drink or take drugs before a big event but prolonges consumption until the last possible minute.
Tom stop being a Pussy-Foot Thompson and come take this shot cuz we gotta go!
If the amount of dicks a girl has had inside were to stick out of her pussy to form a porcupine
Boy 1: Petra is such a blessing.
Boy 2: Hell no, she has a porcupine pussy bro. Every guy in a 100 mile radius has slept with her.