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poo-say pa-wause/pwause
hold up. literally like “waat hold up :0”
jimbob: i am a crotch monster
jill: pussy pwause
*silence*
jimbob: yeah…
What you get when you successfully attract a woman by doing something you saw on Pinterest, - like folding a rose out of a napkin or showing her your homemade lip balm.
Alex: Yo man I got some pinterest pussy last night!
Eric: Nice one! What did you do?
Alex: I drew an accurate map of the world on a napkin to show her where Europe is!
When a girls period blood is chunky from her uterus lining
“Hey babe you wanna come try my pussy pulp :D”
“FUCK NO”
A person that is so stupid and illiterate that they don't understand how the alphabet works and makes the mistake of defining the word "wipe" with the definition of the word "whip", ironically making himself look exactly like a pussy wipe himself.
Once upon a time there was a little dumbass that went on urban dictionary to define the word pussy whip but thought it was spelled pussy wipe because he didn't know how to spell or define it in the first place and he lived crappily ever after.
A guy who's girlfriend has an insatiable sexual appetite and all she wants to do is have sex, thus making her man a hostage to her pussy.
Michael's girl wants to fuck all the time, he is such a pussy hostage.
a drumstick sunk in a mysterious hole done by the sm0ke
That zombie was annoying so I called him/her a cream sickle pussy fart and cracked my beer
female equivalent of whiskey dick
yo i have mad patron pussy i can’t fuck