National kiss your crush day. You get to kiss your crush and not get smacked. Don’t be pussy
October 22 is national kiss your crush day. I’m gonna kiss mine
The day when the best person in the world was born, and this person continues to light up my life no matter how bad I may seem
Me: Ah, it's that person's birthday, October 22nd
National no balls day. Whatever your girlfriend tells you to do if she says no balls you have to do it
1: hey it's October 22nd you know what that means
2: no balls you won't go kiss her
1: only because it's October 22nd
NATIONAL FART DAY
the day you can rip ass with out ANY judgement!
october 22
"hey big sexy it's national rip ass day!" *toots*
National throw a pumpkin at someone day!
Friend 1: *throws pumpkin at friend 2*
Friend 2: why did you do that?
Friend 1: because it’s October 22
Girl: Hey!
Boy: Hey! It’s October 22 so that means that we have to take pictures!
Girl: Yes for sure!
Boy: Come on Gf!
Girl: Ok bf!
Only the uglies guys are born in this day, they usually have perms and try to act gangsters and they’re probably players
Her: ew!
Him: what?
Her: your born in October 22🤢
Him: ok and?
Her: you have a perm your ugly and your a player? Haha imagine