a place of hiding from everyone to talk secretly
can we go to the tree stand please? I need to talk 😉
Someone who pees while standing and leaves drops on the toilet seat
Jack: Why is John such a fucking stand pisser?
Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!
When your to tired to stand up so you use your dick instead.
“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I’m already using my dick as a kick stand.”
When your dick is so long and stiff that you can use it to stand.
“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I'm using my dick as a kick stand.”
Not to be confused with narcotics or the hit song by Jimi Hendrix.
"This is some good shit man"
"Did you just inhale that Purple Haze (stand)?"
"Uhh...... yeah?"
"Not even Crazy Diamond can save you now"
A German Goalkeeper of Goaldonator who stays still and watches the ball go inside the goal instead of actually trying to save it. He is just there for the vibes and auras. No serious intention of playing actual football. Other relatable names are Ter Static, Ter Statue, Ter Still, Ter Stable, Ter Stuck, Ter Steady, Ter Stapled
Did you watch the match where Ter Standing conceded 4 goals against Real Madrid?
A girl puts a beer in her vagina, sits on your face and opens it and you chug it.
“Oh man, Tricia gave me a patty stand last night! I got so fucked up.”