Person 1: Omg, tomorrow is February the 8.
Person 2: Wait so tomorrow is national fwgohann day
How you are born, because the ~is semen released in the woman’s vaginaand {()} is the vagina and 8=D is the penis
8=D~{()} lets do it!
Crush-kiss
You-its National kiss day!
Kiss ur crush
December 8
national make out day!
you should make out with ur s/o bro. please. make out with them. please. im begging u. please.
you: today is december 8th.
ur s/o: oh.. i know it already
you: BUT I HAVE TO FUCK U
FAKE FRIEND DAY! ITS AUGUST 8TH GO POST YOUR FAKE FRIENDS. Expose The Traitors and Fake Friends Ex Friends or even Your friends Fake friends
It’s August 8 go expose the traitors!
When your so drunk that you throw up.
Sorry, bro I know it’s a fun night out, but I got to point 8, and I need to go home.