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brain bruiser

1. a teacher, tutor, instructor or anyone who bestows knowledge upon anyone

2. the act of learning something considered difficult, gaining knowledge or wisdom the hard way

1. On the first day of school, my parents sent my siblings and I into the caring tutelage of a new brain bruiser.

2. Learning quantum physics was a real brain bruiser!

by Ruby Slippers February 26, 2010

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brain diarhoea

shituation where right before an exam, you study a lot but you don't seem to be remembering anything... just like when you've eaten, but nothing is absorbed.

shituation where everything seems to be leaking out of your brain.

X:"dude, finished studying?"
Y:"uhh... brain diarhoea..."

by soul13 May 11, 2008

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Pirate Brain

When your brain is completely consumed by thoughts or pirates and pirating, often accompanied by thoughts of adventure and treasure-hunting. People with Pirate Brain can become obsessed, and even have constant dreams about pirates (or being one). It is often brought on by watching/reading large amounts of One Piece, or watching a Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

Guy 1: Man I had this dream last night where I was the best pirate in the world.
Guy 2: Sound like someone has a case of Pirate Brain...
Guy 1: SHIVER ME TIMBERS!

by Exonence July 19, 2011

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de-brain

Verb. (slang) De-brained, de-braining

(1) The removing, destroying, numbing or incapacitating of the brain.

(2) The Process of changing a Smart Person into a Stupid Person. I.E. Lobotomy, Brain Surgery, Football or Hammer-To-Head-Repeatedly.

(3) To Suck the juice from the head cavity of a Crawfish.

(4) To Retard Someone, the act of Retardation

(1) The single-mother was eager to de-brain herself with a Holiday Weekend full of Farmville. She is addicted to Facebook.

(2) The children grew-up to be completely useless. They had been terribly de-brained from years of cell-phone and blue-tooth usage. They were no longer capable of communication.

(3) "Now Grab that bucket of crawdads and git over here! I been waitin to de-brain me some daddies all day! Hooop Dang Yeah!"

(4) Come here Cleetus, Time for your Medicine!! I'm fixin to de-brain you with this here golf club before Supper's Ready!

by the_real_kny January 14, 2010

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Brain Wobbled

Its like being tongue-tied, but for the brain.

Those british sure do dance like martial artist from Brazil. Oh, and Brain wobbled.

by Cainoftheturks August 9, 2011

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squash-brain

Tingling sensation in ball sack/head that is obtained from intense weight-lifting. Also accompanied with numb legs and arms. (Level after squash belly; see squash belly)

"Ben and Timmy get squash-brain every day."

by Timmy M. May 21, 2008

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brain punch

The feeling in your head that comes when you take in smoke that immediately changes your state of mind. If you weren't high before the brain punch, you will be after. If you were high before the brain punch, afterwards you'll have turned into a temporary vegetable.

Right as the gravity bong's smoke entered my chest, I felt my brain crash into my skull. I immediately fell into the closet that was behind me and was asleep before i fully hit the floor. I got brain punched.

by Sparko March 29, 2008

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