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Delivering on schedule, scope, time, budget and expectations
I'm delivering the project plan to time
Any plan involving explosives, usually over the top.
-I GOT REJECTED BY THIS THOT IN MY CLASS YESTERDAY, I THINK I'LL BOMB THE SCHOOL
-Man, that's such a Hanno Plan
Single- find a kitchen fully stocked including a woman
Married- whys your woman not in the kitchen?
A Mans Meal Plan
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans
Marrying a person because of an unplanned pregnancy that the couple chooses to keep clandestine -- a miracle (yet unusually big) premature birth to be celebrated seven months later.
Wedding guest #1: "Can you believe that Gina is marrying that loser? They have nothing in common!"
Wedding guest #2: "Shhh ... word is that they're planning a premie right away!"
A Puss Plan, is a plan with the only purpose being having sex with a female without too much hassle or exchange of romantic feelings.
Hey boys can’t hang out tonight I’ve got a Puss plan lined up.
When you make plans with someone but your not really sure if its considered a date.
Person 1: Hey lets meet up at Hogwarts this Saturday.
Person 2: Ok that sounds great.
Person 1: Ok Ill pick you up at 5
Person 2: Ok! Its a plan-date!
A poor or short-term scheme not deserving of the description 'Master Plan'.
"So you're going to move to a new city, with no job, no home, and little money. That's hardly even an apprentice plan, really."