p/u

Literally, "Picture unrelated" Said whenever a picture has nothing to do with the regarding topic. Mostly used in imageboards.

Today was my first day at work. Everything's getting better than before!

p/u

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U-spot

U-spot is the g-spot stimulated by yourself.
Its when a woman cums during masturbation.

She had promised him sex tonight. She new he would be home all hot and heavy. She got in her sexiest outfit, you know, the one that's see-through and lays her breasts right on top, so nice and firm, the one that cups her ass cheeks perfectly. The one that goes down just bellow her pussy to leave room for mystery. She was in it, laying spread-eagle on the bed. He walked in, already hard. She spread herself wide and allowed his large, condom covered cock inside her. He pumped. in and out, inn and out, up and down, up and down. She moaned and moaned (faking every sound, but he didn't know). Soon he came and then just slipped out of her, rolled over and went to bed. What he didnt know was that she got up and went into the bathroom, slipped her fingers inside herself and rubbed slowly and softly until her U-Spot was stimulated

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u won't

a phrase often used by kyu to describe what a certain person would never do. sometimes associated with a point of the index finger.

cassie: i can drink you under the table
kyu: u won't (points at cassie)
cassie: i will too (begins to chug a fifth of vodka)

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The F-U

John Cena's finisher move (came before the STFU).
He came up with this name when he was in a fewd with Brock Lesnar, whose finisher move was the F-5.
Also an abbreviation of 'F*** You.'

"Yo, Brock, your finsher's the F-5 - well, mine's the F-U!!

Person 1: (gets nudged by bypasser) Aww, F-U!!
Bypasser: Dammit, just say the word man!

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lmmfao@u

Laugh My Mother Fucking Ass Off at you - Normally used online when one laughs so hard s/he has to use acronyms... Associated with lmao and rofl...
Mel: OMFG, guess

i cant beleive you said that lmfao@u

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meet u there

A way of saying 'no thanks i can't be bothered'

Can be used to say no to anything

Tom: Hey do u wanna come help me make cakes for old people?
Tim: ermm... meet u there

John: pass the ball!
Tim: Meet u there!

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hey u

When you don't know somebody's name so you say "hey u!"

"hello!"
"hey u!"

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