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Bi-Winning

A disorder that causes you to get fired from your hit TV sitcom, start sleeping with porn stars and become addicted to cocaine.

A.K.A. Charlie Sheen-itus

Are you bi-polar?
no, but i am bi-winning.

by themotoboy March 14, 2011


win-win situation

Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.

Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P

by QuacksO January 20, 2023


grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle

"grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle" is a clip from a 2017 (reuploaded in 2020) youtube poop edit of the show gravity falls. the video itself is called "YTP: GRABBIN' ME BALLZ! (or, Mabel staples her butt to a tree)", while the actual clip is from a story grunkle stan tells to mabel, dipper and soos entitled "grunkle stan wins the football bowl", from the episode "bottomless pit".

on september 28, 2024, this clip was reuploaded to twitter by user @grunklestunkle, where it got the attention of gravity falls's creator, alex hirsch, who commented "this reminds me of that time when Grunkle Stunkle won the Funkle Bunkle."

i sure hope grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle today!

by rainbowcowboy October 3, 2024


you're in like in in win

This is when you getting something good is a lock, a gift, a sure thing, or a guarantee cause you have an inside connection. BUT you're not a clown - you actually deserve and have earned this opportunity. You know it's gonna happen and it's wonderful!

Gary: "I need this to happen. He has two degrees, he will be in a separate department than me, and he has more energy than an ADHD kid in a VR simulation."
Mary: "He does seem to exceed all of the qualifications for this position. I'll gladly call him and say you're in like in in win! Now let's go smoke a fat one and then wreck that vending machine! There's Hot Fries and Spicy Peanuts!"

by von groovy August 10, 2024


It's not about winning, It's About Being The Most Toxic

"It's not about winning, it's about being the most toxic" is a team motto started by four teammates in the Call of Duty clan TOX1C, who frequented Warzone lobbies together.

The motto went viral on Call Of Duty News on July 20th, 2022.

Traditionally the phrase is split into two parts when a "toxic" play is made.

Traditionally it is used to acknowledge a players toxic play:

Teammate one: *Uses grenade launcher*
Teammate two: "Its not about winning"

Teammate one: "Its about being the most toxic"

Alternatively, it can be said in unison, when plays are made in unison:
All teammates: *riot shields*
All teammates: "It's not about winning, it's about being the most toxic!"

by JakeThePinetree July 21, 2022


tom brady wins another supper bowl

Everyone that is not a PATS fan is calling tom brady a gay fag who likes his own ball deflated

tom brady wins another supper bowl fuck.

by tom brady hater666 January 5, 2020


The only winning move

Nope. You just suck at the game, dip-shit.

Hym "Not the ONLY winning move."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2024