Similar to a farmers tan, it's the tan lines you get from being in a car for too long.
Man, my left forearm is sunburned but the rest of me is pale. Turnpike tan from driving to Missouri.
Capt-e-tan is a different or funnier way of saying Captain.
Look here Capt-e-tan, it’s time for me to go!!
Papa tan tan is a guy with the gerthious dick it rips people appart from the inside he's a daddy to all and a really big influence when it comes to weed he beats women but that makes women cum like crazy we all love a papa tan tan
My dream guy needs to be like papa tan tan
Niko fermin tan is a guy from St. Louis school of don Bosco in Dumaguete city and have so many friends but didn't get recruited in basketball intrams and thats all thank you
omg is that Niko fermin tan wow oh my god its really him
When someone chooses to get a tan so dark that it becomes offensive to Hispanics and African Americans.
Tanner: I'm going to get a tan today.
*tanner comes out of tanning salon*
Friend:damn girl, you're so tan. You're like "offensively tan" I'm so jells.
the process of tanning your penis, common on nude beaches
Yo dude, can I see that sick dick tan you were talking about?
Being fat white trash and tanning under the sun, out front of a busy public street, in 88 degree weather, while stuck to a metal futon out on the side of the curb.
Hey man, let's go get Wilkes Barre Tans!
Yeah, I wanna get CRISPY!