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Kyle: “Hey do you remember March 13 2020”
Katie: “no what happened”
Kyle: “it was the first day of quarantine”
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A FUCKING GOD WAS MADE. SERIOUSLY LIKE THEY GONNA BE HELLA SUCCESSFUL AND POPULAR AND PRETTY AND HOT AND JUST BE A FUCKING GOD
"She was born on september 13 2007 she must be a god"
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Most likely an emo or homosexual with dyed hair, generally not the best friend cause they’ll ghost you or be genuinely dry, but with people they care about they could be a walking celebration, doesn’t know how to start a conversation but when they’re in one they’re either the funnest thing ever or the most boring thing ever (no in-between) they’re also most likely a geek but they’re a cool awesome person but hard to become good friends with.
Regular friend: I heard she has a October 13 birthday, she’s cool but they’re kinda boring
Good friend: what do you mean? They’re a walking party!
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A cool day on which I was born- Jam is on my toast
“Woah you’re stupid!” “I know, I was born on febuary 13 2008”
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West Side Brown Pride Locos Thirteen A gang in West Garland That are involved in drug trafficking homocides roberies extortion
Them vatos from WS BPL 13 pot it down homie. for realz nigga
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A variation on Space Docking, Apollo 13 involves tilting a woman back on her shoulders after defecating in her vagina, causing her to expel the fecal matter out of her vagina onto her own face (if into her own mouth, see Apollo 11). The original defecator is then required to state, "Houston, we have a problem."
That girl was so nasty, she let me Apollo 13 her ass and then just fell asleep.
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Houston, we have a PROBLEM!!! When the condom breaks during intercourse between a man and a woman.
Aw shit baby, i just pulled an apollo 13!
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