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Cat Juggling

The art of juggling relationships with many women at the same time.

Brian has to meet 4 girls in one night, without letting any of them know the others exist. His cat juggling skills will be tested tonight.

by catjuggler September 11, 2009


Wacky cat

Wacky cat /wak-ee-cat/ noun: An odd looking creature characterized by a pungent odor and a unique shriek sometimes confused with laughter.

Damn, did you see that wacky cat comin out the bathroom? -- WTF

by BOB JOHNSON 45 December 10, 2007


cat bellies

A term of endearment for the sagging fat at the back of a person's arms (tricep area) that hangs and usually jiggles when one waves or moves their arm rapidly. It is termed from the unmistakable resemblance of the typical low-slung underbelly of a cat.

Oh goddness, my cat bellies are so jiggly today!

Person A: "What are you gunna work out today at the gym?"
Person B: "I think I'm gunna work on my cat bellies"

by Rissa513 July 29, 2011


cat-watcher

Someone that watches cats enter their garden, resentfully, usually from a vantage point. It is a metaphor for how they see the world.

He's a real cat-watcher.

by cat-watcher-witness July 05, 2017


Cat Velociraptor

a girl that never stops laughing. she dresses up just for the fun of it and usually wears mismatched socks. She makes funny faces and is good at imitating anime characters. usually a super duper fast sprinter. often from texas or so cal. funny, crazy, loud, makes me smile.

that girl theresa is such a cat velociraptor.

by tiger tigger November 12, 2009


Cat Throat

A state of illness brought on by sharing a living space with multiple cats, usually two or more. Flu-like symptoms typically develop suddenly overnight and include, but are not limited too; sore throat, headache, and muscle aches. The illness cannot pass through loosely woven cloth, so the simplest way to prevent transmission is to wear a scarf.

Coworker 1: Jen looks pretty rough this morning, do you think she has cat throat?

Coworker 2: It's possible, she has a cat named after every Chicago Blackhawks player.

by Honestx November 27, 2012


Cat Mafia

Cat Mafia is a hacker group full of fruity femboys. Their discord is discord.gg/catmafia

Lotus is the cutest femboy hacker in Cat Mafia!

by Lotus.py May 10, 2023