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Christian Girl

1. Females w/ Strong faith in God.

2. Some Christian Girls are always saying they're right and that you can't go to heaven. (super religious.)
3. Some Christian girls are just into being Spiritually connected w/ God and would tell you more about their faith if you ask. (not religious/kinda nice)
4. Some just go to church cuz of their parents (they're fake.)

5. They're all different. (That's true)
6. Tend to be looked at differently due to their beliefs. (Sometimes even picked on by others)

7. Some are real hot and others are not, but who cares?!
8. Christian girls are NOT perfect.
9. True Christian girls are hard to find.
10. Christian Girls are just like anytoher girl yet different.

Not inferior or superior. Just Christian.

Guy: "Hey girl, wanna come over to my house tonight."
Christian Girl (Smart): "Ummm. I'm not like that."

Chick 1: "Her Christian Girl, why the &*( do u even believe in God?"
Christian Girl: "For many reasons most ppl don't notice. He sent His one and Only Son to die for our sins (messed up things we've done) and for us to have a chance to go to heaven and not to hell."

Teacher: "Darwin's theory... blah blah blah... we evoulutioned"
Christian Girl: "I believe that God created us."

Person: "Life is so messed up, where was God when *something* happened?"
Christian Girl: "God has always been there, He shouldn't be blamed for everything. What don't kill you make you stronger."

by SilverShadow777 November 3, 2009

69πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Christian Price

A ruthless motherfucking thug.

That Christian Price motherfucker popped half the server, he's a ruthless villian, tearing shit up.

by spartan1243 December 11, 2010

22πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


christian attack

When extremely religious christians try to push their beliefs on you.

1. I thought I was a good person, but I got attacked by two Christians today that told me otherwise.

1. Why is Jimmy reciting the 10 commandments to that girl?
Oh just leave him alone he is having a christian attack.

by ambeauch August 28, 2007

30πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Christian Conservatives

People who give Republicans bad names.

And, yes, and I am conservitve.

by rapsux March 25, 2005

96πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


christian rock

A genre made up for crap bands like Underoath, Project 86, and Kutless. Despite popular belief, their lyrics have absolutely nothing to do with God. The bands may have one song that makes a brief reference to Jesus but that is all. This is just an excuse to sell their horrible, uninspired music to dumbassed youth group skaters for $18.95 an album at a Christian book store.

Hey, man! I was skating to Underoath yesterday! Their music makes me love Jesus so much! I love christian rock!

by Asshat Hatass May 5, 2007

168πŸ‘ 114πŸ‘Ž


Christian Extremist

Usually a Christian loser from a small town in somewhere like Texas or Florida in the United States, or someone from Northern Ireland, who is dumb enough to read the Bible literally and act upon it. These people are so full of shit that they could make a toilet jealous and are the exact reason why abortion is still legal. They will kill, rape, and encourage others to do the same in the name of God. They are the natural outcrop of a belief in Christianity or the Bible.

The Bible okays some absolutely horrendous things. It approves of slavery (Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT, Exodus 21:2-6 NLT, Ephesians 6:5 NLT), ritual human sacrifice (Exodus 13:2, Leviticus 27:28-29), murder and rape (Judges 21:10-24 NLT, Numbers 31:7-18 NLT, Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT), and that fire breathing dragons actually exist (Job 41:1-34 NAS).

Couple that with the fact that religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. Some of that evil is done by Christian Extremists, who will always exist as long as Christianity exists. A true Christian is someone who turns their head, says nothing, and refuses to see that their belief in Christianity causes some of the world’s worst atrocities.

A Christian Extremist is retarded enough to believe that the earth was made by God (creationists or intelligent designers), ignorant to the point where they want their own religion intermingled in school (like giving the government the power to control your religion is ever a good idea), or killing others in the name of God (who specifically said, Thou Shall Not Kill). The best part of these people ran down their mother's leg.

by Becky Fischer July 14, 2008

293πŸ‘ 210πŸ‘Ž


Christian Atheist

A person who believes that Jesus Christ did exist but he was just a prophet.
Christian atheists believe in the morals that Christ taught, but reject that he was the Son of God

Melissa considered herself a Christian Atheist, she loved the idea to love one another but did not beleive Jesus was the Saviour.

by Glenn Griffiths August 30, 2006

123πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž