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Covid test related mufflegag

That phenomenon when the test swab hits your uvula at the back of your throat and you stifle the gag out of respect for the medical professional performing the test.

I didnโ€™t want to cause the poor guy any worries about exposure so I thoughtfully elected to employ the Covid test related mufflegag!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 23, 2020


Bitchy Covid Syndrome (BCS)

Relating to the SARS-CoV-2 Pandemic:

Irritability, anger, and explosive behaviors triggered by Covidiots.

My Bitchy Covid Syndrome (BCS) presented itself during a verbal altercation directed toward the Covidiot waitress who refused to wear a mask despite a federal mandate.

This lady would not stop yelling at me to pull my mask above my chin, so I told her to go get on some meds for her Bitchy Covid Syndrome (BCS).

by joyrider4life January 21, 2022


Coronavirus disease (COVID-19)

infects mostly everyone around kills old people and to protect yourself from getting it you should buy some hand sanitizer

Coronavirus disease (COVID-19) is deadly

by dumest kid ever March 12, 2020

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Covid slow kids

So-called smart people who are obsessed with Covid-19 precautions and spend all their time worrying about catching it, & who criticize anyone who is not as obsessed and fearful about catching Covid-19 as they are.

According to the Covid slow kids, only a horrible person would go to a funeral for a loved one or attend any event for any reason when theyโ€™re all just ways for the virus to spread.

by Squirrel Rito January 3, 2021

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Anti Covid Vaxxer

A useless, unintelligent, cognitively impaired person who thinks they are so concerned about their own health and well being, and who thinks they are better than science, but are just blindly submits to alternative authority in the most unscientific and selfish way.

Usually says things like "I f***ing love getting diseases", "Give me COVID baby!" "Do you even wake up bro?" (thinks science should be blindly ignored instead of reviewed and understood), treats CNN as if it were CCP propaganda, and thinks big pharma corruption is obvious to everyone.

Also most of the time - but not always - worships Trump for no reason, wants to kill every person who thinks Biden won fair and square.

Claims to care about their own health so much they never want them to consider real treatments that are tested and verified, and more effective than alternative medicine. Cares about themselves so much that they believe you all will die if you got the vaccine, which will happens in 2 months.. no wait.. 2 years... no wait.. 5 years.. no wait.. 10 years.

The most unscientific inferior species lower breed garbage that ever lived, who truly believe they are the most important people ever, even more than the real scientists who prove science is the gold standard everyday. Some of the most self-deluded trash you will ever see on earth.

Someone who just learned about all the things that science does, and figured out that the process is messy even though it works itself out, and then denies all science and authority because they don't like how messy it is is an Anti Covid Vaxxer.

by Dave-is-Dave July 7, 2022

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COVID-19 Vaccine

The COVID-19 Coronavirus vaccine has officially been developed! With a record breaking time of about 1 year! The most affective one of them all is the Pfizer/Bio-Tech. It will only be given to the most wealthiest of countries, such as, United States, United Kingdom, New Zealand & Australia. The more poorer countries will receive it in a later time in the future. In England there has been more than 230,000 people to get their first dose. Unfortunately, for people who have allergies it is probably not the best option for them as there has been a lot of allergic reactions recorded. Many leaders, celebrities and well known people have tested positive for the deadly virus. Such as, Jason Bolsonaro, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Kim Kardashian, The Rock, Ellen DeGeneres, Jay Bendict, Idris Elba and many others among these. They were unfortunate not to receive the vaccine in time.

Hopefully, you and your family stay safe and get the vaccination before it's too late.
Staying Apart , Keeps Us Together

I have received the Pfizer/Bio-Tech COVID-19 vaccine.

by iamcalledbilala1 December 23, 2020

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Covid-19 Booster Shots

When pharmaceutical companies wish to administer them at least twice a year, which means that they want their vaccines to start losing their effectiveness after every six months, so that they could generate as much profit as possibleโ€”more shots, more sales.

The answer to โ€œWould Covid-19 booster shots be needed to protect the public against the variants?โ€ is a no-brainer to vaccine producers.

by MathPlus July 6, 2021

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