That guy from a girl's past that she will always go back to no matter what. No matter how badly he treated her, how badly it finished or how nice a guy you are, chicks always always go back to Desert Man.
Desert Man tends to appear in a bar when you're just about to score or in other inopportune situations like your wedding day.
Named after the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon dude who steals the girls comb, rides off into the desert and then kidnaps and fucks her. Chicks dig that shit.
You - "So, hey we've been getting on really well and I thin we've got something real special going on..."
Her - "Yeah, me too, you're really great. I've never felt this way about anyone befo... Ohh, is that Desert man over there?"(swoon)
Desert Man - (kidney chops girl and throws her over his shoulder) "Back to the desert with us for some dirty desert-lovin' bitch."
You - "Fuck..."
41π 5π
A phrase stated to another person, either family, friend or....anyone you have respect for. A sincere compliment.
*John is waiting at the bus stop*
*John recognizes an old friend walking*
*John introduces himself*
....
"Ma Man!"
59π 8π
People that help schoolchildren cross the street around schools.
Ed's retired, but he's a lollipop man in the mornings and when school lets out.
56π 8π
An individual who is the lowest man on the totem pole at his job and often is requested to do manual labor.
A man who works under or for a female dominated office; this man may have a normal position but is often requested to carry things or move boxes because he is a man. Often low men are persuaded to do work based on mass approval of the women of the office.
A low man is an interchangeable/non-descript man and often his boss will confuse his names with the names of other low men.
Lowman are typically ranked be seniority with the lowest man known as βSuper Duper Low.β
Low men often get paid just enough so they donβt quit and are promised a hypothetical future of promotions that never come.
Low men often refer to each other in the friendly term βlow manβ or simply βlowβ as they have an unspoken code and are a part of the fraternal brotherhood.
Sir: βWhereβs low man? Hey Lowman, where you been?
Lowman: Sorry sir, I was just changing the water at the water cooler.
Whatβs that? You need me to carry your brief case to your car?
No problem, can Iβ¦β¦..
Sir: Hurry up; I need you to run an errand for me before you go home.
Senior Man (formerly a low man): Damn that low man is getting fucked.
62π 10π
An alternative to the popular program 'The Lion Man'. A fat repulsive paedo who works as a job centre advisor moves to a shared house where he lives on a diet of hideous smelling non branded foods cooked in cheap oil. The camera crews follow him in his every day life of agraphobia, depression and waiting outside schools in long jackets at home time.
"mummy, there's a man squirting milk at me through the railings. oh shit its the frying man. lock up your toddlers and get the bobbitt scissors"
45π 6π
A male who dates many girls for a short period of time with very little time between each new girl
Aaron: Kier has dated like half the girls in the school
Bryn: I know he's such a man whore
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